The higher your level(or the bigger your balls are), the more likely women will want to have sex with you, but you need to give them a reason to do so. Straight after, you get your first encounter with a woman! Whoa! That's something many of you degenerates can't do! Your first fuck mate(Candy - typical stripper name, I know) gives you the rundown on how the whole game functions. Real easy, right? Since you'll be making other people catch fades, it turns the game into a somewhat clicking hell because you'll need to punch people a lot. Left-click for a left punch, right-click for a right punch, and the middle mouse is for blocking.
BONETOWN NUDE HOW TO
This sequence is the perfect time to show you the ropes on how to beat the shit out of anyone. The game starts out with you being pissed on by some drunk douchebag at the beach. The higher your level, the more likely it is for a hot chick is to sleep with you, so it's the typical level-for-more-shit type of game. The more missions you've completed, the higher your level. Complete the missions set by in order to bone all of the women you want. Run around the metropolis, under a heavy influence of drugs and punch anyone you want to. Meet the many minorities of America and fuck em! Bitches, cash, and drugs, galore! BoneTown depicted what it was like to live in a city that every delusional, horny teenager has dreamed of.īoneTown takes a Grand Theft Auto vibe, where it isn't really a grind-heavy game. It's a full-fledged game where you can make your own decisions in how you progress through the game's storyline. Considering that it has monkey-shit graphics and that it was developed and released over a decade ago? That shit's expensive! I don't think many of you can even afford to play the game.īoneTown isn't like the Japanese porn games where they're all left-click-hell Visual Novels. Not to mention the price - 35, 40 and 50 dollars. I kind of understand why you want to read this review about a game released a little over ten years ago. That's basically the gist of the game, so it's up to you if you want to play it now or not. Use your big fist, huge cock, and collection of drugs to "save" your city. You come across great heroes(Jesus and Ron Jeremy) that will help you adventure. Oh, the story of the whole game is that you have to do all sorts of maniacal, perverted shit to stop 'The Man Inc.' from placing morals in the wonderful BoneTown. It was sure to grab the attention of the degenerate few that had nothing better to do.īoneTown is all about you fucking every girl on sight, doing every drug known to man, beating up other men. BoneTown was perhaps the first of its kind - "it" being an action-adventure game that was filled with porn. Bone Town! How do you do, the unevolved neanderthal audience that reads porn game reviews instead of actually playing it? You're probably here to know about a game released long ago that broke the boundaries of censorship.